tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Skill Issue

When you win a game of Hex-A-Gon against your friend and he says that he was unlucky

Bad player: "You only beat me because of luck"
Good player: "sounds like a skill issue"

by imliterallyjustthebest = August 14, 2022

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Skill issue

It’s a disease, common to many, having skill issues has the common effects of:

•Being bad at games
•Most likely one of the few gamers who actually touch grass, as you need to dedicate time to curing yourself of skill issues
•getting more upset than others when you get wiped, why more upset than others? Be a it took you longer to get to where they are

As stated before, it’s curable, you just need to spend some time and study the mechanics

A: What do you mean you can’t kill it, it’s not even the worst boss
C: lmao it’s only a (insert mild difficulty boss)
A: he’s got a skill issue
B: I can’t do basic things in the game with skill, it feels like a hassle to kill a boss like that on the count that I’m just not good at the basic mechanics

by Ananogrm May 16, 2022

Skill issue

When someone lacks skill or isn’t concentrating. A term usually used in racing games for someone who had a massive crash.

Skill issue can be a term used for toxicity especially in the gaming community

Nick wasn’t paying attention and had a skill issue

by Jedvr August 25, 2023

skill issue

An easy way to annoy your friends when they mess up a prank or any random task

You sold...skill issue!!!!

by GD Bracket August 22, 2025

Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025