by Brosef17 May 5, 2009
Get the brodak momentmug. Sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous massive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (lust, chocorgasm, rage).
Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart
Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart
Guy 1: Dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf?
Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.
Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.
Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.
Chick 1: Awesomeness.
Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.
Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.
Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.
Chick 1: Awesomeness.
by Andy is Sassy January 13, 2008
Get the microsoft momentmug. A bruh moment is when something is so shocking and unexpected, the victim can only respond with “Bruh”. A bruh moment is also measured by its “Bruh Velocity” or “BV” which also means “Bad Vibes”. For example, the pizza rolls not being ready demonstrates low signs of BV. Karen taking the kids, however, shows much more bruh velocity.
Man 1: *Is diagnosed with cancer* Bruh...
Man 2: Wow, that bruh moment looked like it had a ton of Bruh Velocity
Man 2: Wow, that bruh moment looked like it had a ton of Bruh Velocity
by PP Man December 2, 2019
Get the Bruh Momentmug. Torkel moment
Noun
Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.
Noun
Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.
by Torkelz September 24, 2020
Get the Torkel Momentmug. by monkeytiger2142 September 2, 2009
Get the Jew Momentmug. 1) The opposite of a Bruh Moment. Used to describe times when a man exemplifies the virtues of confidence, extreme charisma, and power.
2) An ironic term to describe a man who is completely fucking up but isn't even aware of it.
2) An ironic term to describe a man who is completely fucking up but isn't even aware of it.
1) Theodore Roosevelt finishing a speech after getting shot in the chest was the biggest King Moment in US history
2) Jeff wore a cape to work and tripped on it. King Moment.
2) Jeff wore a cape to work and tripped on it. King Moment.
by Baldorf October 9, 2019
Get the King Momentmug. Doc: turns out ye boi Jay Jizzles has cancer
Friend: that’s terrible!
6th grader out of NO where: that’s a Bruh Moment
Friend: that’s terrible!
6th grader out of NO where: that’s a Bruh Moment
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oi July 26, 2019
Get the Bruh Momentmug.