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impasta

A piece of pasta found with other pasta noodles that do not share its type.
Formed from "imposter" and "pasta."
"That's not macaroni - impasta!
by Daveman October 24, 2005
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impala ss

lil troy wants to be a baller in his impala ss
by Das Pimpin von Houser December 16, 2008
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A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.
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impossible sit-up

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.
"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."
by monkey12 June 25, 2005
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impotent

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed
I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent
by darkbutterz February 13, 2006
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Impact Academy

The most bullshit, worthless, and strictest school in Hayward, California that is filled with faggotry.

Do not go to it.
-Hey what High School do you go to?

-Impact Academy

-Haha, sucks for you, faggot.
by WhatAFlail March 20, 2011
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Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do
by Slyph October 5, 2004
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