Herman

A sexy individual, a great footballer has 100 ballon Dor’s to his name shags any bird he wants anytime he wants need I say more it just doesn’t get any better then him does it.

Girl: Who’s that man over then he’s made my minge wet just but looking at him.

Other girl: that’s Herman babe you’ve gotta wait in line to talk to him.

by Sophie133822 November 23, 2021

Hermagoras

Hermagoras is the best person you will ever meet! I love hermagoras, he is so funny and smart, he always finds a way to make you laugh and feel comfortable. Something about him is so attractive.

We love hermagoras.

X: I really want to be friends with Hermagoras.
Me: everyone wants to be friends with Hermagoras.

by Everything_smells_like_u November 24, 2021

HERMAN

herman is a bitch and he kills my cats.

Jade: did you see what herman did?
Becky: yea he killed your cat
Herman: NO I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING FEMALES

by jadeeechan December 30, 2021

Hermanussytmato

It is when a herman is sussy and is being a potato

Look herman is being such an hermanussytmato!

by Jimmy0216 March 6, 2022

Hermanussytmato

Its is when a herman is sussy and is being a tomato

Look herman is being such a hermanussytmato!

by Jimmy0216 March 6, 2022

hermanussy

People with Hermanussys are considered smart yet they act so stupidly. These kind of people have the biggest glow ups and get their growth spurts at commonly the age of 13. Hermanussy is more of a compliment than an insult.

"Omg you're such a hermanussy!"
"HAHA ikr!"

by cacaboi March 6, 2022

Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022