homerite

A believer in the teachings/words of Homer Simpson from the TV series.

Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.

"Children, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"You're such a homerite!"

by Arubicon April 1, 2010

Homegrilled

When someone burns you to the extreme.
To get owned harshly by somebody.
To pretty much fail and be ridiculed by somebody.

Boy: "Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Smart Boy: " No retard, it equals 4!"
Wise-Cracker: HOMEGRILLED!!!

by edgeofanduril November 12, 2010

homerceitzle

The point where two sets of testicles touch, making it gay

homerceitzle, homerceitzled, homerceitzling, homerceitzltion, homerceitzles

like when your sandwiching a piece of trim and your balls touch another guys. and one guy says bro you homerceitzled me!

by Da Hyde February 4, 2012

homegrizzle

Your homegirl. She's A down chick. She's grimey and isn't afraid to throw down on your behalf. A nice girl that's not afraid of doing dirt. Not a ho, not a prissy chick.

Origin: SF Bay Area. Rumored to be first used in a rap by Dr Loogie Howser, PK

"That's my homegrizzle" "That's the homegrizzle right there!" "My homegrizzle would take a bullet for me yo!"

by YoANNA July 18, 2012

homewrecker

A female who comes into your life whom you love with all your heart. Someone you never get close enough too. someone you think about more then average friend but never got the chance to really get connected too. someone you idolized and drew and sent anon messages too. someone you talk to your boyfriend and all your friends about. Someone attractive and underage who eventually will chose to fuck your boyfriend while you are on break and lie about it for as long as she can until you kick her out of your house because she flirted with him for as long as she could in secret

"Lets go swimming at your friends house, jk im a homewrecker"

"hey id love to spend another night here. jk look at my homewrecker texts and kick me out because im a selfish cunt"

"did you hear what happened to her because of the homewreck? look up homewrecker on urban dictionary."

by seaknee July 27, 2013

Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson

Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.

by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015

homersexual

A strong sexual attraction to a Simpsons character.

Guy 1: "Don't you think Lisa Simpson is so hot in that scene"
Guy 2: "Dude she's like nine. And also not real"
Guy 3: "Nah dude it's cool i identify as homersexual"

by pansexualrabbit June 12, 2015