When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty
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Get the holy cheezus mug.Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
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George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
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