Holy Hoe

A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."

Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019

The holy mountain

1979 movie that will mess with your brain

Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude

by Whoeveruwantmetobe May 26, 2018

Holy hymen

When you find out that your girlfriend is a virgin, and you thought she wasn't.

Holy hymen! What's that?

by Kmdl January 6, 2018

holy dude

used when getting hurt or surprised

“holy dude man!! that hurted a lot!”
“holy dude!! that’s so crazy!!”

by a rug January 19, 2020

Holy Sit

When autocorrect fucks with you

guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!

by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 17, 2020

The Holy Slap

The signature move of the bassists Davie504.
A move that is used to break a tie breaker or finish a opponent in a BASS battle.
A move known as The Holy Slap, THE BEST BASS MOVE PERFORMED BY THE SLAPPER "Davie504

The screen is then bathed in the Holy light for a few seconds after the move is performed.

"You leave me no choice" (Davie504) A phrase said seconds after someone is hit with The Holy Slap

by Roeclean April 20, 2020

Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.

thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us

by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020