The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it
by Bttlckr September 13, 2020
Get the Holy Corpsemug. The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 5, 2022
Get the Holy Showermug. To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.
This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"
"No way dude that's crazy!"
"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 20, 2020
Get the A holy shitmug. A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."
Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019
Get the Holy Hoemug. by Kmdl January 6, 2018
Get the Holy hymenmug. Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021
Get the Holy Bluntmug. An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.
by this_dude666 October 31, 2014
Get the holy shamozzlemug.