An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.
by this_dude666 October 31, 2014
Get the holy shamozzlemug. by The holy Jamesity August 3, 2022
Get the The Holy Jamesitymug. Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022
Get the Holy Schmapsmug. To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.
This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"
"No way dude that's crazy!"
"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 20, 2020
Get the A holy shitmug. A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."
Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019
Get the Holy Hoemug. Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021
Get the Holy Bluntmug. by Kmdl January 6, 2018
Get the Holy hymenmug.