The Holy Trinity

Wallet, phone, and keys.

"Cite the Holy Trinity before you leave the house: wallet, phone, and keys."

by Jacktup24/7 September 15, 2018

The holy mountain

1979 movie that will mess with your brain

Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude

by Whoeveruwantmetobe May 26, 2018

Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 30, 2019

Holy Hoe

A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."

Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019

Holy hymen

When you find out that your girlfriend is a virgin, and you thought she wasn't.

Holy hymen! What's that?

by Kmdl January 6, 2018

Holy Sex

Like saying "Holy shit" or "Holy tits" or "Holy fuck" but this one just sounds more cool and is mostly used when talking about a smoking hot babe.

Jeff: Holy shit look at that chick waking on the sidewalk

You: Holy sex she's hot

by JOVELOAD June 13, 2017

holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"

Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"

by JeezumRice June 28, 2017