HAIRY CUP

VIRGINA

SARA> " HI IM SARA"
BOB> "HI SARA IM BOB NICE TO MEET YOU"
SARA> "YOU TOO BOB, SO WHERE YOU COME FROM"
BOB> "THE HAIRY CUP"
SARA> WHERE???
SARA> OH I GET IT

by PRETTYH8MACHINE September 19, 2009

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 06, 2018

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 24, 2020

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.

Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!

by NastyNatalie January 27, 2017

hairy igloo

A slang term for an Alaskan woman's vagina

Sally let me into the hairy igloo last night.

by ChainBlue March 10, 2012

Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

Hairy Rhinoceros

A variation on eating out a girl that involves the person performing oral inserting their nose into the vagina as they lick.

That hairy rhinoceros last night was amazing.

by theskittlekraken September 24, 2014