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A small penis the size of a peppermint
Caitlin sucked my TicTac
A term to describe somebodys head which is long and thin or just a term to describe a silly boy
Joe is a tictac
TicTac by SwirlyMantis May 10, 2020
drugs.

like ur too addicted to them.

like drugs, you sell them im the school hallway in 8th grade
person 1: im selling some drugs!
person 2: oo! ill take some!
stupid ass teacher: those are tictacs. DETENTION! NOW! YOURE A HARM TO THIS SOCIETY!
tictac by taco_the_loser June 28, 2022
Someone with a tiny dick. Just like BMW drivers.
That guy has a tictac, don't eat it.
Tictac by Pencil Expert September 22, 2022
A cornhole type game where two players stand and lay a set distance apart. Each player has a target—their opponents open mouth that can catch the tossers fresh turd. The players take turns tossing their fresh cut turds toward the opponent's mouth. The turds are soft but durable enough to withstand the toss. If the poo lands in the mouth, the tosser earns points. Misses result in no points. Bonus points are awarded for tricky or longer-distance shots. The game can be played in rounds, with each player taking five shots per round. First to reach a set score (e.g., 21) wins the game and is awarded a pack of TicTacs.
Tictac? is my favorite game to play on a hot summer day after a big feast!
TicTac? by Psychostench September 6, 2024

Tictac teef 

Occurs when a person has a disproportionately large gum to teeth ratio. Their teeth are very small and look like tictacs.
Bro, did you see Kanyeala's tictac teef? He needs to invest in some veneers.
Tictac teef by TheRealDemonD!ck June 21, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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