preacher guards

An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.

The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.

by The def master November 8, 2019

Color guard

Horny high school hoes who can’t play instruments but still want to be in band.

SASAH! Honey please keep ahold of that saber we have a shoe tomorrow; and I will not let this color guard look awful!

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

Smurf Dragon Guardian

What some drunk guy yells at you when he wants something to eat, preferably chips.

Give me some chips, you Smurf Dragon Guardian!!!

by TreeShaman92 December 21, 2010

Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

The Dunkadelic Two-guard that has size ( 6'6 to 6'8 ) and strength can also play the Dunkadelic Sm. Forward posistion. The players who can play both the 2 and 3 ( Sm. Forward ) are known as a Dunkadelic Swingman. The Swing player is generally one of the most explosive players in the game of basketball today.

Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, and Paul Pierce are premiere Dunkadelic Swingman in the NBA. LeBron and Kobe are the 2 best.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 24, 2005

Color Guard

people that dance around a large arena or floor with weapons such as rifles and swords and long metal poles. Often seen wearing way too much glitter.

Woah! That Color Guard is covered in glitter!

by SamTheCherry September 5, 2010

Pep Guardiola

A very successful Catalan Football Manager, who prefers an attacking style of football. He spent much of his playing career at FC Barcelona. His managerial career started off with Barca’s B team and then their first team from 2008-2012, where he won countless of domestic and European titles. From 2013-2016, he managed FC Bayern Munich and dominated the Bundesliga. Now, Guardiola is currently managing Manchester City and working towards their first European title. Although only having won domestic titles in Manchester, Guardiola has broken numerous records with the club.

although not as great as Sir Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola is a managerial great.

by citeh citeh citeh November 24, 2018

Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

PART 1

…. Pray for us Sinners, now and at the Hour of Our Death, Amen…

… Statements made by the Silent Ruse … Guardian Angel Hope which was my Soul Mind … Guardian Angel Mary Mother of God … 666 … Satan … Trick Ruses … Ruses … Soulless People … Voices in the Silent Ruse’s Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind …

---Guardian = Protector

---04/02/07 - 04/12/07
---05/11/07 - 05/13/07 - Room 625 - The Silent Ruse’s Soul Mind came alive - 05/30/07
---"Woe to You, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with Wrath, because He knows the Time is short..Let Him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the
Beast, for it is a Human Number, Its Number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six."
---06/06/06 six six six
---Repent!! – Repent!!
---Until The End of Time
---Heaven’s a LIE --- Lacuna Coil
---For The Devil sends His Beast with Wrath…
---$166.62
---There is no “Matthew” , “Mark”, “Luke” and “John”
---Ruse - - - Trickery of the Mind - - - Trickery of the Soul Mind
---They were Ruses to each other and didn’t even know it - - Trick Ruses
---Soulless People
---Your Soul Mind is GOD!!!
---I can’t turn back the Hands of Time … But you’re God!!
---Damn Devil !!
---Hail Mary, Full of Grace ..
---Inkubus Sukkubus “Hell Fire” , “Lady Geneva” -- Twice the Poison of Opium and Cocaine, Twice the Damnation and Twice the Shame, Lady Geneva (Taste The Evil)
---Seven Wytches - - Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna

---Playing Chess with The Devil - - Satan
---Puppet Master - Satan is a Puppet Master
---Guardian Angel Hope
---Soul Mind Gives Guardian Angel Hope MONEY - - -
---Moneeeeyyyyy!!! -- Thank you Soul Mind
---Voice of an Angel…
---I am Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God (Pray for us Sinners, Now and at the Hour of Our Death-Amen)…
---There is no “Guardian Angel Hope”
---Listen to me
---Your friends’ aren’t Dead…
---There’ll be no more lies - (Alice DeeJay – “No More Lies”)
---There is no Devil
---Who are you gonna believe, the voices in your head, or the real people?!???
---Shield!! Shield!!
---We should have told him “NO!!!”
---We know more about you, than you know about yourself
---My Soul Mind knows more than my Soul Mind is telling my trashy little trampy earth mind
---Seeing you running scared is worth more to me than all the money in world!!!
---Trick Ruses owes Soul Mind a Dollar
---You owe me a Dollar... Keep it... My Soul Mind shoves The Dollar down the Trick Ruses throat and gives a High 5 to The Devil!!! Satan... and The Devil gives a Thumbs Up and says “Good Job, Soul Mind!!!”
---You need to Vindicate yourself from all the Shams that you do
---You should be aShamed of yourself
---You need to Repent… Say 3 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Marys, and 1 Glory Be to the Father…3 times
---God will walk through that door and take you away to Heaven
---Watch Out!!!
---These are the Voyages…
Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

by blthrskt December 9, 2009