grandma

Basically, it means your girlfriend or sugar momma.

Yo my parents just kicked me out so im gonna be stayin at my grandmas for a while, and she bakes me cookies every night ;)

by osca miah March 10, 2005

Grandomastery

much English
very language

Hey, what is Grandomastery?
Nah.

by Bobanow July 2, 2023

Grandomastery

, stemming from Great Random Mastery, is the knack for skillfully embracing and harnessing all sorts of random and spontaneous occurrences that pop up in different aspects of life.

X: Imagine a life where you have to embrace a random career, a completely random partner, or even give birth to something unpredictable like an animal or bird instead of a child. Where every choice, from drinks to films, cars, houses, and friends, is dictated by Great Random.

Y: Whoa, dude! Navigating that level of randomness in life would require a great deal of grandomastery!

by Lechucero July 9, 2023

grandmasterboss

The boss of your bosses boss. Sometimes a CEO or a huge prick.

Phil: Dude I killed the grandmasterboss today!
Ed: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?

by Anthony Flags December 22, 2008

Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.

did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal

by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009

Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest

Jordan has grandma cleavage

by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds January 5, 2011

Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.

Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.

by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011