j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

harrassing the giraffe

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.

Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010

Explain the Giraffe

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

by intricatus July 27, 2010

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffer

someone or even something that is young or small. a small child usually, but not always

"awe look at the little gaffer"

by gafferforlife November 19, 2010

graffitotag

To tag something YOU own, in a graffitti like mannor.

Man, why u graffitotagging ur book?
That graffitotag is sweet!

by Ben Collier January 2, 2005

gaff

an empty house usually with intention of having a party

lewis: my parents are on holiday so i'm having a gaff

jason: yaaaaassss i'm buzzing , haven't been to your gaff in ages

by lolxoxomm February 13, 2017