goomar

a green lubricant

goomar

by xdr5t3evq3q January 6, 2024

Goombish

A silly or particularly awesome noun or proper noun.

that dog is such a silly goombish

by OliveMage January 10, 2024

Goomaxxing

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it

"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"

by goomaxxer November 18, 2023

Goomer

A gamer boomer. Someone who's hip with the gamer kids despite his age.

You know that teacher? He's so cool and chill, man, he's a goomer.

by danswords November 25, 2023

Goom

When edging for hours on end until finally busting a fat nut.

P1: Dude, where were you for the past six hours.
P2: Sorry, I was just gooming.

by C0pperCrab November 29, 2023

Goomba Fallacy

The Goomba Fallacy refers to a phenomenon in which two groups with contradictory views are perceived as one group that contradicts itself.

This often happens on internet fandoms where due to large amounts of people interacting anonymously, it creates the illusion of people wanting multiple contradictory things at a time when in fact it is the result of disagreements between multiple sub-groups in the fandom.

"First fans wanted a larger cast, and now they want a smaller cast, these people don't know what they want!"

"Are you sure it isn't Goomba Fallacy?"

by Jz1207 July 18, 2024

goofmaxing

Goofmaxing is an act of hysterically gooning, when gooning for a long period of time one reaches a state of hallucinating and or laughing hysterically

I overheard Ben laughing in the bathroom but he wouldn’t stop or tell us what was funny, he must’ve been goofmaxing

by JuffJelqing February 29, 2024