Google Chrome

A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.

Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.

Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.

by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010

Googler

An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.

"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler

by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008

google stalk

To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.

Dude, I totally google stalked you... your mom is hot.

by Laura December 25, 2003

googlologist

One who is apt in the art of obtaining information through the use of Google. A Googlologyst will spend most of their time aquiring information no matter what else needs to be done at the time. It can almost be seen as an addiction.

Shaun: Hey, Jose , how long does a starfish live?
Jose: Starfish live a million years.
Shaun: Wow! A million years?! That's a long time!
Maryna: NFW. There's no was a starfish live amillion years!
Jose: Prove it.
Maryna, the googlologist searches Google and determines that a starfish can only live for 15-20 years.

by Shaun Milliken January 11, 2009

Use the Googlez

Another way of saying, "To watch pornography." Originated from Dirty Potter, in Fuckbeak & Friends, Ch.1: Fuckbeak, the Hippogryph, and the Extremely Arousing, Fucking Huge, Diarrhea Bathtime.
"Then, as he made his way back from the toilet, he went to use the internet to watch sick shit and jerk off. He found it a lot harder, because, at his house, the internet is made of wood. Fuckbeak tried to use the googlez to find himself big bearded gay jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography, but failed miserably."

Person 1: So, what are you gonna do?

Person 2: I dunno, I guess I'll just use the googlez.

by ElectricGuitarGuy March 11, 2012

googling

The act of researching things on Google.com

I was googling to no avail.

Googling 1971 Dodge Chargers is impossible.

by KimberlyAnn March 4, 2009

google+ rape

When Google tries to force Google+ on you.

I got google+ raped when I went to youtube, so I wrote them a nasty letter and snail mailed 500 copies to them.

by braneyak November 7, 2013