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googlologist 

One who is apt in the art of obtaining information through the use of Google. A Googlologyst will spend most of their time aquiring information no matter what else needs to be done at the time. It can almost be seen as an addiction.
Shaun: Hey, Jose , how long does a starfish live?
Jose: Starfish live a million years.
Shaun: Wow! A million years?! That's a long time!
Maryna: NFW. There's no was a starfish live amillion years!
Jose: Prove it.
Maryna, the googlologist searches Google and determines that a starfish can only live for 15-20 years.
googlologist by Shaun Milliken January 11, 2009
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googlologist 

a person that uses absurd facts that no one can understand in a conversation then is chalanged to prove that it is a word then says "look it up on google."
guy 1- "there is no place called clookaslavakia"

The googlologist- "yes there is look it up on google."

Googleologist 

One who is proficient at the use of Google to search for things, and who's usually extremely fast at it.
Person 1:"Hey, did you hear about that new game?"
Person 2:"Yeah, here's the screenshots link"
Person 1:"Holy crap dude, i've been looking for these all over...you're a beast of a googleologist!"
Googleologist by Swayz0r5000 April 16, 2007

Googleyologist 

Some one that has excellent skills at using Google "googling" everything "I'm not sure, lets google"
I'm A Googleyologist, i can find anything on Google.
Googleyologist by Googlyologist April 2, 2015

Goonologist 

One who studies the differences and similarities of the real (good character) goons and the fake (bad character) goons in the hood.
I am the Far Rockaway Goonologist who knows the real and the real knows me.
Goonologist by Strawberry Ruby March 19, 2020

googleologist 

One who conforms to the beliefs of the Church of Google, that is that the search engine Google is the closest thing to an actual god.
Marcel: "Hey Koops, did you know Google has its own religion? You should become a Googleologist"
Koops: "okay."
googleologist by Marceli December 9, 2008

Goofologist 

1) Somebody who studies. interacts with, and generally fucks with goofs/bafoon/gafoon for a living.

Or

2) A furry animals scrotum
"Bro, omars such a goof" said max the goofologist

"Omar, stop munching on that goofologist bro"
Goofologist by gooftrooper#1 June 21, 2012
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