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Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.
Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
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Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."
by jommyDef November 2, 2022
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instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016
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goofy goober'd

when you are high as fuck and can barley walk.

dysfunctionally high
I smoked a fat ass blunt and I was goofy goober'd.
by Lil Choady March 26, 2019
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Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige
by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022
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sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.
Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.
by Dramana June 30, 2019
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goofy little goober

person 1: goofy little goober

person 2: goofy little goober
by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022
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