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Gloat-Fest

When a group of individuals connect to contemplate or dwell on their success or another's misfortune.
Person 1: Those inner-city professionals really love Linked IN.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.
by Becks9000 August 4, 2019
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Global Whaming

new version of global warming that our president has created
this global whaming is making it hot
by benis_bros October 9, 2019
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globalism

It means when someone says someone is dyslexic and they say they didn't know anyone named Alexis.
"He broke me up for bandalism"
"Golleee He Dun used a globalism"
by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019
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glogogobal

That moment when you jump into the void, stumbling into the fiery pits of hell. Your first instinct of survival ignites inside you as you jump into a volcano and face Satan himself. As he straps you into a chair, with some Clockwork-Orange type stuff forcing your eyes open, he forces you to watch The Coneheads 9 consecutive times. You think he's done with you? No, he's just getting started... Satan then forces you to watch The Coneheads 936 more times consecutively, but now while listening to It's a Small World After All, but it's very off-key, and throughout the entire song is a continuous G and F sharp, on repeat for the entire duration of watching The Coneheads 936 times. For the entirety of this, Satan is forcing you to eat moldy popcorn that smells like a rotting coyote corpse that has been lying in the Arizona sun for 63 years. Even if you're full and don't want to eat it, Satan continues to force the disgusting popcorn down your throat. Then, if you somehow survive this, Satan will let you go. And then throw you into a pit of lava with spikes where you will die a slow, painful death.
Person 1: My cousin died.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Glogogobal...
by Miss Intelligence March 2, 2020
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gloggles

A combination of glasses and goggles used for safety / sports wear.
I need to wear glasses and goggles for skiing, now I can wear gloggles instead.
by Mrs Guv's husband April 8, 2020
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globamy

Globamy, a pandemic virus or disease that has at least a case in every country.
This virus became a globamy
by Nou123456 April 20, 2020
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Global Peace Day

A historic day in which an Indian retard stopped his cringe and left us for good
God has blessed us with Global Peace Day
by 6w9 September 7, 2020
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