gafie

Gafie the nigger with the biggest bbc ever. And hes the king of everything 💥💥

1, daamn who's that hot nigger there 😍
2. he most be Gafie

by maanigger February 23, 2017

garfeif

A really fat cat xD

You're as fat as Garfeif

by Grarfielf November 23, 2016

gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016

Gaifem fest

Party hosted by a man, usually gay, in wich all the invited are men with several sexual orientations, usually straight.
Usually the host tries to convince (or force, normally) their guests to have intercourse with him and between themselves.

Host - Hey, do you want to go to the 'gaifem fest' latter tonight?
Guest - Nah bro, I'm straight!

by zneaky chinelau December 23, 2016

goffern

The same thing as, Chillern (chilling in norwegian)

Whats up bro? nothing just goffern bro

by Simon Muray April 8, 2017

Gaffin'

When someone absolute just chats shut about you or your fam or they're talking absolute bollocks!!

Explains Gaffin'
Dan - " OI you are a right walker!! "
Josh - "Wat you gaffn' mate!!"

by Sickmynan June 19, 2017

gaff face

One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

by Beatle head July 7, 2017