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Guidette-ism

The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.
The Guidette-ism is strong in this grenade.
by lmaothistownisdumb March 15, 2011
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Guido

A distinct individual. A Guido is mysterious and he always keeps you wanting to know more about him. He has this killer smile that can make you melt, and they may be shy at first but once you get to know a Guido you find yourself becoming really interested in one. They have this unique sense of humor and Guidos always have you smiling even when you're not with one. They're very strong willed and talented. They're usually tall and have really nice shoulders. Guidos have a strong sexth appeal, and theres just something unique about a Guido that keeps you really drawn to him. Guidos are too modest about themselves and don't tend to realize how great they really are and that can get irritating sometimes.. Make sure to always be there for your Guido, and if you find a Guido you're pretty lucky because they're rly hard to find..
girl 1: woah you're dating a Guido?

girl 2: yeah I know it took me forever to find one!
by askdhsuw July 18, 2014
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Guian

A Guian is a bipolar but fun dude to hang around with. He may make dark jokes but he knows when enough is enough. Very Sarcastic.
Greg: Hey now that I think about it, you're just like a Guian!

Harold: Oh wow! Really? Well I better get my noose ready.
by Asskicker729 August 8, 2019
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tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2
noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"
by liroy August 1, 2006
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Guadalupified

The act of going to the guadalupe river, renting toobs, drinking lots of beer, and hooking up with the opposite sex.
Matthew McConaughey: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?

Lance Armstrong: Dude, I'm headin to New Braunfels to get guadalupified.

Matthew McConaughey: Right on, Right on.
by Playmaker16 September 3, 2010
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Guada Guada

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.
1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada
by Joey-O September 16, 2011
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Goida

A fluid filled pustule in ones skin—closely related to cellulitis. Painful-aggravated-often bleeds when irritated along with pus.
Did you see Karen’s goida on her leg the other day!? It made my stomach uneasy!
by CarmanderCharrr March 1, 2022
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