Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

dir en grey

Overrated J-metal band that dress like women. Way too overdone. One of the better known in America for some odd reason. As bad as Nu-metal.

'OMG! Dir en grey is like the best Japanese metal band, they are so hardcore.

by Chris March 15, 2005

Wear Grey Sweatpants Day

On November 15 every boy needs to wear grey sweatpants to raise awareness for all single ladies and the day of asking them out.

Boys wear grey sweatpants and ask the girl, boy or person you like out on a date.

Girl: wow he is wearing sweatpants I wonder if he is going to ask someone out.
Wear grey sweatpants day needs to happen

by Yo need love November 4, 2019

Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.

well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!

by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010

Earl grey middle school

Filled to the rim with stinky people like the infamous king hour or his expelled brother muhrez, this is pretty much your typical middle school. People also assume it is a scetchy school, but it’s not. It’s just shitty and filled with kids who vape and think they’re “sketchy”

Damn you go to earl grey middle school? Nigga

by Not Aidan Daniel April 4, 2019

Layla marie diamond grey

Loves Star Wars and Oreo milkshakes

You see Layla over there, we call her Layla marie diamond grey

by Professional RawDogger June 18, 2022

Point Grey Secondary School

Point Grey Secondary School is an high school located in Vancouver, Canada. If you are looking at this, you probably go there or know someone who does. Point Grey Secondary School is particularly facinating because it hosts the mini school program, which is for smart people, as well as the life skills program, which is for not so bright students. Point Grey has one of the highest ratio of locker break-ins in the district, and the highest ammount of anorexic girls in the district. All in all, Point Grey is an anomaly.

Steve: Hey what school do you go to?
Ross: I go to Point Grey Secondary School.
Steve: So you go to the mini school there?
Ross: Nah, I applied, but I wasn't smart enough to get in, so I'm in the main stream school.
Steve: Wow, sucks to be you.
Ross: Yeah, but mini school is for nerds.
Steve: But I thought you applied.
Ross: *no comment*

by Ross Ho April 3, 2008