Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

gluefic

A story where horses are chopped up and used in making a product. Sometimes seen in grimdark My Little Pony fanfics.

My two favorite gluefics are Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory.

by Chrysippus December 29, 2011

gluemonger

someone who hoards glue...literally
or a name for a homo. The glue...a metaphor for semen, therefor a male who likes it is a homo, or a gluemonger.

"Alex likes it up the butt. what a gluemonger."

by KrooklynKid May 13, 2007

glued

Yet another term designating a high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

"Damn, after drinking that fifth with Grotee, Frank was really glued!"

by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

Gluebert

Gluebert combanation of illmannered pre-schoolers whith an an isashable lust for gule

That tiney like sure has the hots for that gule gun;hes got a bad case ofGluebert!

Play nice with that custom made glue stick or you'll turn into a Gulebert

by 40Pants March 2, 2009

Gluemonster

Somebody made of glue; someone who needs glue to survive, and thus thrives on its consumption

T.K. the gluemonster was drooling glue as he was playing basketball.

by Mike The Calamity January 21, 2010

Gluey

Gluey is a nickname given to a person who appears to have been sniffing glue.

It is often used to ridicule someone who has smoked far too much weed.

Nevermind "making another spliff" get over the shop gluey

by Lukey G September 17, 2012