fennel on the front lawn

Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.

"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."

by herbyvore February 5, 2021

Front Butt

See camel toe

by x January 31, 2003

front butt

Person who appears to have two butts. One in the back, one in the front.

"Wow, She can sit backwards on a bar stool her front butt is so hugemongous"

by ricflairismyfather October 6, 2005

front-butt

When someone is very fat, a pouch of skin and flab sticks out in front, like a butt on their front.

There was a lady at the mall with a huge front-butt.

by TuckerE December 5, 2005

frontchroom

front and room combined. Only recognizable to hillbillies

Larry, get out of the frontchroom with your beer!

by frontchroom October 26, 2008

frontal frock

it is a dress that you wear on the front half of your body but nothing on the back half

bob: hey i like that dress turn around let me see the back of it.

jill: really its a frontal frock (turns around)

bob: what the hells wrong with you put somethong else on.

by 100% grimace May 16, 2009

Front seat voices

when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.

#1
Dave: Hey Fred, how was your car journey here?

Fred: Absolute crap, Matt and Greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, I couldn't hear a thing!

#2
Mum: How are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?

Dad: Don't worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.

by Orange2 August 7, 2010