Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

Ghost Flush

This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..

Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.

by Mybowelsarebetternow November 29, 2018

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

Flush the mouse

Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.

With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.

by Iskifast March 20, 2024

Flush and rip

When you are in a public bathroom and to scared you will make noise so you flush and let the shit explosion commence.

In the public bathroom he did the flush and Rip to filter out the noise.

by Funnylmao October 20, 2017

curtousy flush

flushing the toilet in the middle of taking a dump to reduce the smell for others in the vicinity.

"Dude! do a curtousy flush, your killing me!"

by Bronson P December 4, 2016