Floomping

The act of ejaculating onto your hand and then flicking the semen onto someone. (Past tense can be floomped)

He then turned around and started floomping on her face.

by Bruh momentum 369 October 4, 2019

Floor

A place to lay down on when you get home

A Person: When I get home I’m going to lay down on the floor

Another Person: That’s a good idea

by Hola Floors February 19, 2020

floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.

"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"

by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Floorphobic

Someone who is against floors or specifically hates them.

Person one: "Oh I am far superior to the floor"
Person two: "NOBODY CAN BE BETTER THAN THE FLOOR"
Person one: "The floor is unimportant''
Person two: ''Don't be floorphobic''

by Meanestofthemall March 15, 2021

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

floorals

the best tiktoker ever and ur lucky if they’re your mutual 😽😽🤪🤪🤪😵 💫😵 💫😆😆🤤🤤

person 1:bro floorals is my mutual I’m so blessed
person 2: woah bro ur so lucky

by swagnessswag June 15, 2021