Flakp

flakp(Noun)

1. ZJP
2. Someone who flaks a lot.
3. Someone who spams.

Originally started when a player in the Unreal Tournament community would exclusively use one weapon, the flak, to pwn people. This weapon is considered a spam weapon. So spammers are now called flakp's.

1. God, stop spraying bullets flakp.
2. We got a flakp spraying shrapnel here

by Sakura Chen August 25, 2004

Flakebooking

A self-deprecating Facebook status update, intentionally posted to brag, while still appearing humble.

Flakebookers are insecure about bragging, because they know it is tasteless. They have a deep need to be validated by others, but must do it in a sly, undercover sort of way.

"I am so ugly!" Says disgustingly pretty girl in a desperate urge to Flakebook.

"My new TV takes up my whole living room! *sadface*"
Oh ya Seth is flakebooking again. He starts fishing for compliments as soon as he feels bad about himself. It's just his way of coping with his not-so-perfect life.

by an-g-1985 February 6, 2010

flakeage

the act of a small amount of snow falling from the sky;

the beginning of any snow fall, or when it seems to be lightly snowing.

"Has it started snowing yet?"
"Yeah! I think i see some flakeage falling!"

by love love loveeee November 30, 2009

Flak Jacket and Big Time

Noone on the corner has swagger like them

nolan and downs are Flak Jacket and Big Time

by Flak jacket November 17, 2010

Flakey Facial

The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)

I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah

by Me Forever July 2, 2012

Flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

Nick said he was going to go to his birthday getty but he did not, he is the biggest flake.

by Acan October 3, 2016

Flake

An unreliable person, someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

1. Sara agreed to attend a social gathering event, but never turn up. Sara is a flake.

by Uzi712 January 14, 2017