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Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011
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filth-nastidirty

being filthy, nasty, and dirty at something, can be used to describe ridiculous performances in sports or other entities

can also be used to describe something that is so disgusting it makes you want to hurl
Jimmer Fredette's first performance against San Diego State was filth-nastidirty.

Jacob Tucker's vertical is filth-nastidirty.

Some of the things Daniel shows on Tosh.o is filth-nastidirty, and not in a good way.
by Garth H. March 24, 2011
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Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.
Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners
by LYnksYs May 18, 2015
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filthy lucre

an amazing bandfic based on panic! at the disco’s ryan ross and brendon urie
Person 1: Yo, have you finished filthy lucre yet?
Person 2: I stayed up all night finishing it and now my life has no meaning
by digitaldjh June 16, 2018
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filthy james

A infection caused by using a feces and semen encrusted dildo or strap on.
He got a filthy James while his wife was on vacation.
by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018
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filthshmonger

1. An adjective describing one of female gender who has pronounced histories/records of sleeping with a myriad of many people, often your best friends. 2. a dirty, filthy, disease ridden whore of a slut.
Dude, that chick's a filthshmonger, she'll sleep with anything moves
by MistaT June 27, 2004
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Filthy White Boy

Also known in it's acronym form, FWB, a Filthy White Boy is (in it's most atypical example) a white American male in his early 20's to mid 40's who can be seen nearly anywhere and can be identified by several outward signs:

(a) Dons a wife-beater, AFFLICTION or TAPOUT t-shirt

(b) Is usually tanned or "ripped".

(c) Spiked, gelled hair, and or backwards hat.

(d) Listens to bands such as Avenged Sevenfold.

(e) Drinks alot of Monster energy drinks.

(f) Arms are usually covered by tatoo sleeves.

(g) Usually drives a car that looks fast enough to street race and or drift, but in fact is simply a body kit placed on a bottomed out Honda.

(h) Can be seen virtually anywhere, from sports bars, shopping malls and college campuses, to gyms, sporting events and music festivals.

FWB is a phenomenon and is not limited to white Americans. The germ can spread to anyone of any nationality, racial background and or sub-culture. The viral aspect of FWB make its ultimate source a social enigma, but is in fact reminiscent of the classic douche bag white trash, guido, and bro.
"That guy over there in the Affliction t-shirt totally beat me to that chick. It must be the tatoo sleeves."

"Whatta filthy white boy."
by Arthur Curtis October 10, 2011
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