That chick I took home last night really liked to mouth my Felt Coin Purse so much I let her stay till the morning...
by AllMyNamesWereTaken October 27, 2009
Get the Felt Coin Purse mug.someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005
Get the felch monger mug.Man 1: Yo we saw you leaving with that bitch the other night.
Dyke: Yeah, did you smash?
Man 2: Nah she had an Indian Feather, probably finna get carpet burn.
Dyke: Yeah, did you smash?
Man 2: Nah she had an Indian Feather, probably finna get carpet burn.
by Wgfyb🌊 November 23, 2016
Get the indian feather mug.by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006
Get the feltcher mug.The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.
by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008
Get the Felch mug.A cereal introduced by J Gladstone after his discovery that felch product can be grown on wheat fields following a fallow year. Once a scottish delicacy it is now commonly sold in most felch parlours.
by Peelmeback January 12, 2008
Get the felchabix mug.1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
by Greg the Angry Pole January 28, 2008
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