Fartshitter

When you go into a horrid state of paralysis caused by your inability to hold in a shit while farting.

Person 1: I heard that Craig is a Fartshitter.
Person 2: Thats fucking disgusting.
Craig: Guys i cant feel my ass.

by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023

avid farts

Quick cuts, flashes of random imagery in modern day Hollywood movies that make it fuckin impossible to tell what's going on. Used particularly by commercials director Michael Bay.

"All the avid farts in this TRANSFORMERS movie are giving me a headache"

by stones throw August 28, 2008

Stalking Farts

To leave an area to fart but it follows back to the area with the person

Well at least I walked out the car, it's not like I knew I had the Stalking Farts

by BAL612 August 28, 2015

the fartshocker

When a male puts two in the pink and one in the stink, and she farts on his pinky.

Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.

I tried to do ass play but she gave me the fartshocker.

by Squigglespp December 22, 2016

spun facts

The act of bending or twisting facts.

To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.

The official story spun facts instead of addressing the issue.

by CrunchyDingo January 23, 2017

Atari farts

Staticky sound that sounds like farts in an Atari game.

The static from plugging my guitar in sounds like Atari farts.

by A betamax male June 25, 2017

hell facts

Hell facts= a way of being in agreement with a statement made that is true or relatable

damn cardi b’s song bodak yellow is hell facts ; some girl said ‘everyone at our dance studio is fake and that’s hell facts’ ;

by graey December 4, 2017