father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches

Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.

by cringemcneil November 22, 2016

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

farter

a word commonly used to discribe the arsehole also see rangers end, dung funnel, mince pot, shiter, gas chamber.

that clatty cunt takes it up the farter!

by technoslut November 15, 2005

Father Figure

If your looking up the definition for a father figure, most likely you dont have one

Nick: Bro everytime I come over here I never see your dad, where is he?
Rob: Hmm.. What?
Nick: Where is the nigga that nutted in your mom to create you aka your Father Figure?
Rob: Oh, he's just at work
Nick: Thats what you said the last 8 times I came over here
Rob: He's coming back i just dont know when
Nick: He's been gone for 15 years
Rob: HES COMING BACK *cries*

by Avatar Relief September 16, 2020

I Beg Your Father

See i beg your pardon

Originated by a slip of tongue.

Jason: Check out that dude man! He's so hot!
Shawn: I beg your father?

by PWNZORZ111 August 28, 2008

My Father

An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father

by FuckOffHandOverHeadBoy October 15, 2018

fatherless

An adjective describing someone who is highly inconsiderate. This does NOT mean that people without fathers are jerks; it's just a word for someone who wasn't properly disciplined as a child.

Ben: Is Monday the start of the week, or is it Sunday?
Carl: What a stupid-ass question!
Sue: There's no such thing as a stupid question. Stop acting fatherless.

by B. Keene August 31, 2009