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fatassons

fat-ass-sons: a family in witch each member is overweight to morbidly obese. also a fatasson family will act like a gaggle of hens. the mother will be extremely overprotective, while the father will almost be just as much so. fatassons are also opposed to exercise. in most cases, a fatasson mother will be worried when her child gets "sweaty". a typical fatasson household is cluttered with clothes and other debris such as food wrappers, paper shreddings, juice stains, and cookie crumbs. the house tends to smell like stale food, dirty clothes or animals. most likely a combination of the three.
dude your not allowed to go to the mall by yourself? your family is such a bunch of fatassons.
by cheesemonster104 February 14, 2009
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fatascular

Used to describe a person acting like a fatass in a non-physical activity.
That fatascular Jim won't even do his taxes.
by omain February 4, 2010
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fatasstasize

Verb: Alike cancer that spreads from one area of the body to another (metastasize), this word is used to describe the action by which a particularly lazy individual teaches another person how to pawn off their work on somone else.
Did you see that John is orienting all the new nurses? He is going to fatasstasize them into having us do all their work for them.
by W. Bill September 26, 2010
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factspert

adj- one who claims to be an expert when it comes to facts
that is a total lie. you actually just made it up! i know because i happen to be a factspert
by the_factspert. April 26, 2011
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Fatccident

An accident that occurs from being too fat.
I injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at White Castle because I am too fat. I had a fatccident.
by william33 September 13, 2011
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factscinating

An adjective used to describe an article or book full of interesting facts.
That article on Mental Floss was factscinating!
by BreakfastPrincess September 10, 2012
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factsacflawlh

its an acronym for a person youre trying to describe with too many traits,

stands for, funny, amazing, caring, try-hard;} sarcastic, awesome, clever, from, london, and, we, love, him (her if its a girl).
Person A : youre soo quirky and eccentric

Person B : yeah well youre factsacflawlh
by thequirkyone December 5, 2012
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