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Indian Fartingson

noun (farting indian)

An indian coontard that failed to many exams and releases a hazardous shart from his/her ass crevice. This fart will kill anyone behind the indian and can even flip over cars. Eventhough the indian shitter might not notice this foolish behavior, he is being noticed by thousands of inhalers across the nation. Once the farticles are released and peoples life's are out in danger, it is a concern of the government.

These type of Indians also have the power to turn their crusty ass into a vacuum and suck anything of large mass into it. This is their defense when they encounter police.
That indian fartingson put my family in danger.

I ate to much rava dosa yesterday so I must shart over a bitches tittingsons.

AYE, next time you shart next to me, I will fartingson and blow up your village.
by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016
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farlinger

he is a hott sexxy man who is funny and always gunna be mine <3
-awwe hes cute
-hes a farlinger!
by trisha wii January 21, 2012
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FARTINKLE

when you have to take a piss and then you fart and a little piss comes out
"Dude, did you just schart yourself? No I fartinkled myself!"
by 2doemac February 15, 2013
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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.
by Sexydimma November 19, 2013
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Fartin roses

(Pronounced: FAR-tin row-ziss)

1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.

2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
One: “I think I can take this guy, my car’s got more horsepower.”

Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”

One: “you sick fuck!”
by Ken1plus2 May 4, 2018
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Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.
It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.
by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020
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Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.
Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul
by Surfguy July 7, 2020
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