Ethan

a sexy sexy boy who can seduce even his own kids into bed with him, he always pounds them in double trouble with his slimy feet rubbing again their tiny feeble legs

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

A fucking anushole who is an actual cunt bag who lies and is manipulative. He is a low-key fuck boy. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH AN ETHAN

jack: "stop being a fucking ethan"
Jasper : "oh fuck sorry dude lemme stop"

by pettyhoeboy July 23, 2018

Ethan

Some are chill. But most are short lil white faggots who have a asshole laugh. They think their funny, but most are gay asf

Girl: Whose that short little white boy trying to play hockey
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy

by Ethan’s gay February 1, 2020

Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.

Ethan hates us he never replies

by He's July 12, 2017

Ethan

An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.

Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.

by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021

ethan

ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)

person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan

by Ilove food November 10, 2020

Ethan

ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.

homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!

homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020