ELMER

Every Lousy Male Extremely Repulsive

Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

ellertson

To be wrinkly with a short yet stout and girthy penis. Plenty of the time referred to as a goon stick. When not going through his passions, an ellertson loves to practice the sexual preferences of self suck, edging, gooning, as well as jelqing.

Ex: person A” Broo i have had such a stressful week i think it’s time a pull an ellertson”

Person B “ alright home skillet, as long as you keep the self suck to your self, but if your gonna goon make sure to invite me”

“it’s time to pull an ellertson man, my month has been quite stressful.

by edgemaster76 February 19, 2024

Elberson

The type of guy to sell you a car for cheap and then report it as stolen.

A random person from California.

Fuck that guy, he's a real elberson the way he turned on me.

Shut up, elberson. That's a stop sign!

by Suckmyballselberson March 12, 2024

Eller

OE Ellor reinforced by else'ere (elsewhere) elsewhere

Go make something out of yourself and get by going eller

by Master of beargreen March 12, 2024

Elker

A person who doesn't stop talking about elks.

"My friend Jerry is such a Elker."

by Highfructosecornsyrup May 28, 2024

Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024

elder beast

The senior members of the sesh circle. Inducted through a series of trials and questions from pre-existing elder beasts. Must be an aspiring apprentice and show pragmatic approaches to sesh practices to be considered for elder beast

Jimmy was inducted as elder beast as he completed all challenges set.

by Baiting Cult January 3, 2025