Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

strawberry elephant

Definition of something really cute and beautiful for example a person or animal.

Person 1: omg she looks soooo cute.

Person 2: like a strawberry elephant fr!!

by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by DCFd2 May 10, 2008

elephant titus

Someone with gigantic nuts.

A guy who has balls the size of an elephants. (your DAD)

by as May 17, 2004

elephatass

someone with a nice round ass

Sharon has a elephatass

by EXiT March 23, 2004

Fucked by an elephant

1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person

2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo

Ex:

1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl

2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant

by FucktardedScarecrow April 16, 2009

Elephant walk

when douchebag frat guys are hazing each other,in this ritual much like elephanst in a row the men take their pants off and insert one thumb in the males ass in front of them and insert their other thumb in their mouth. Than they proceed to walk as circus elephants in a row,when the first douchebag's thumb to fall out of the first one's asshole,they must replace it with the thumb that was once in their mouth and replace it with the soiled thumb

Man we were hazing the fresh-meat at the house last night and three of them got sick from the elephant walk we made them pull!

by killa-B52423 February 11, 2010