an extreme fag. jacks off to his naked mom, and fucked his dog. has a huge horse dick and loves rusty vaginas. a very good lover but extremely ignorant
by vagina devourer69 April 28, 2017
Get the dylanmug. brown hair hes dylan.
by brjoh5787@pender November 4, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. “Dylan”, a name of Welch origin. It’s a hard name to translate but some historians believe it means “One who has a micro penis”. Others, believe it means “One who has a Mangina”. It is a commonly used name in America for girls, and cats. Boys that are named Dylan usually take it in the Ass.
When my nephew was born and he came out of the womb the doctor couldn’t tell whether it was a guy or a girl...It ended up being a boy he just had a micro penis. So my sister named him Dylan. It’s a very fitting name since he does take in the ass from male Tom cats.
by CalliNovak6969 September 19, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. The biggest fuckboy you could ever meet very disrespectful and plays too much. Had a small dick and smells like booty juice.
by Jaa_aaay July 16, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017
Get the Dylanmug.