Desi Driver

the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them. Basically a shorten version of Designated Driver

Whose being Desi Driver tonight b/c I plan on getting CRUNCKED!!!

by HSR Furby December 29, 2007

Cigarette driver

A tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.

Store owner:
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.

by kennykenalot October 28, 2010

Bus Driver

Hitting a female so hard their weave falls off.

Damn, man! You gotta stop bus drivering her! She's running outta good weaves!

by Jayley☮♥☺ November 2, 2012

Black Clitoris Truck Driver

The act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing HER gears butt ass naked.

I met this truck driver, he was a Black Clitoris Truck Driver.

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012

Pile Driver

A mixture of prune juice and vodka. Similar to a Screw Driver, which is orange juice and vodka. But this drink not only slides down your throat, but out your ass as well.

Tom: Man, I'm constipated

George: Try a Pile Driver

Tom: (drinks) Gah, I just crapped myself.

George: Then the job is done.

by Ekig March 20, 2010

Hummer Driver

1. Person the drives a Hummer. 2. A man with a small penis. 3. An extreme douchebag. 4. A rich ass hole. 5. One who gives not a fuck about anything in the world, except for men's asses.

LeBron James is literally a hummer driver. Except for the penis part. He is black of course.

by AwesomeWordInventorSUCKIT September 9, 2010

Alpha-Driver

A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.

Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.

by Truestorywords September 15, 2010