egzistance dayle

This is a term that is derived from scholars of ancient sea shells. More to the point, this is the experience they undergo when they eat nothing but whale meat for a period of 4 months.

Hi there bob, it's about time for your annual egzistance dayle isnt it?

by Marcus Jones April 4, 2005

Re-dialer

Someone who dials your number, waits for the machine and then hangs up and calls over and over again every . If you call someone more than 3 times in a row, it is considered Re-dialing.

Person 1: 1045 He's called me 6 times in the last minute. *Ignore*
1046 He's calling me again, it's going on 7. *Ignore*

Person 2: Man he's a real Re-dialer.

by GetTheHint October 7, 2010

Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.

Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!

by bhoj March 28, 2011

Rotary Dialed

fingering a girl until orgasm

Did you get rotary dialed by that guy last night?

Like a 80's phone.

by Desserttiger January 13, 2012

Limbaugh Dilemma

A Limbaugh Dilemma is the term referring to whether or not you should ask for a really expensive item and risk looking like an ass, or hope that you get offered a moderately expensive prize, but risk getting offered nothing at the same time.

On the Rush Limbaugh show, a caller asked for a MacBook, only to be told that he was going to be offered an iPad had he not said anything. This establishes the basis for the scientific term known as the "Limbaugh Dilemma."

by MacBookGuy May 2, 2012

Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

Ass dilemma

When you're in the middle of two asses and don't know which one to choose first.

DRAMON: AYE YO NIGGA I WUZ KICKIN IT WIT DEEZ TWO THICK ASS WHITE BITCHES BUT THEN THEY PUT ME IN AN ASS DILEMMA AND I WAZ THEIR TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT ASS I WANNA FUCK FIRST, SHIT WAS SO HORD IT WUZ LIEK AN SAT UP IN DIS MUHFUCKA!

Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!

by Cartah Hoffah March 26, 2016