A material manufactured in thin sheets from the pulp of wood or other fibrous substances, used for writing, drawing, or printing on, or as wrapping material
-Otherwise known as Paper
-Otherwise known as Paper
by NotHillary May 4, 2021
by h8er4lyfe March 1, 2023
A chapter of the fraternity Beta Theta Pi who's members consist primarily of BETA males. They are the dudes on campus who would rather sit inside and play video games than go to the beach with a friends. Their daily interactions with women include Hentai characters and Beta Roses (women who get along better with boys than girls). While there are one or two roses at a given time, all members in the Delta Eta Chapter are down BAD for them. The common way to impress Roses includes singing stupid ass fraternity songs and avoiding eye contact. Since this chapter of a non alcoholic frat is located on an engineering campus, someone weighing 160 pounds soaking wet and can run a mile in around an hour is considered 'buff.'
"hey man you going to that big semiformal, there's gonna be cake balls and swing dancing music"
"Hell no bruh, the Delta Eta Chapter is for virgins. I'm smashinh a fifth tonight."
"Hell no bruh, the Delta Eta Chapter is for virgins. I'm smashinh a fifth tonight."
by BetaBoner August 5, 2021
In financial derivatives, where the hedge position corresponds one-for-one with the notional of the derivative.
This is always true of forwards and swaps: thus, Jérôme Kerviel, as a swaps trader, was on SocGen's Delta One desk.
This is always true of forwards and swaps: thus, Jérôme Kerviel, as a swaps trader, was on SocGen's Delta One desk.
The amount of money that Kerviel was making, as a Delta One trader with a 500K risk limit, was suspicious.
by goyische shitheel July 11, 2008
A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.
John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.
by Roger's Not Here September 18, 2023
A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.
by MickeySingh April 12, 2022
The greatest human being to ever grace the planet and is great at almost everything. He is superior to everyone else in almost every aspect in life.
by Jonathan Albert January 29, 2022