Airport Dad

A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare

My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.

by The_Annonymous_Human September 6, 2023

hi dad

hi

hi dad

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).

- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.

by piperjo September 19, 2018

Poor Dad

Someone who has a poor dad and lives in a tent . Or a dumpster if the rent was too much . Usually has Robotic legs but not always .

Hey I saw a poor dad today. He was in his tent oiling his legs !

by Poor dad shooter 69420666 November 26, 2020

Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.

Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!

by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023

Joe Dad

pee pee poo poo

Joe Dad Joe

by Joaquim Marmaduke January 22, 2020

Dad with the milk

GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.

OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!

by BruhDictionary February 19, 2022