douchebag fort 

An establishment, generally a public bar or club but could also be a private residence, which is frequented primarily by douchebags.

Residents of a douchebag fort can also be given rank based on their level of douchebaggery.

"No, I don't want to go to the Kells, it's a total douchebag fort."

or

Jill, you really don’t want to date Kevin; he’s a Sergeant at Fort Douchebag."

douchebag fort by TonyDedo August 31, 2009

douchebag-mcgraff 

A continuation of douchebag, but primarily used by those who want to feel more original. Can be used to replace a name or a pronoun.

"Hey, douchebag-mcgraff...you suck!"

douchebag-mcgraff by Kalcaman April 22, 2008

Douchebag Faggy Pants 

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.

Jack is a Douchebag Faggy Pants

Douchebag Faggy Pants by Nukka Joe Brown March 15, 2007

douchebag parade 

A group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. Members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.

Are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?

Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?

And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?

They're all friends with one another?

Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.

douchebag parade by ndfnico April 4, 2011

douchebag tag

noun: A method of identifying douchebags by their obnoxiously designed facial hair.

Britney Spears should have know to stay away from paparrazo ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, because of the douchebag tag on his chin.

douchebag tag by Margo G. April 26, 2008

Douchebag Drunk 

When an obvious douchebag gets incredible drunk and begins to break property, such as windows, doors, lamps, furniture, etc.

Joe got douchebag drunk last night and punched through the front door glass of the dorm lobby. The cops came and fined him big time.

Douchebag Drunk by bbonehead666 March 5, 2011

Douchebag Chic 

Something that is only cool because is it ridiculously overpriced. Also, anything that requires stating the price point of a good or service when referencing it. Also, using the term "price point." The haute couture of douchebagery.

While cavorting with my Douchebag Chic friends, I overheard one of them say, "After meeting with the hedge fund manager this morning, all of us in the young executive trainee program went out for $50/head lunches and $300 massages, happy endings were extra."

Douchebag Chic by Harry Seaward February 21, 2009