Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008

dorb

adorable, cute, precious, cheesy

When a girl tells her girlfriends about her boyfriend buying her flowers, the girlfriends would reply, "That's dorb!"...or simply, "Dorb!"

by Daniela Stilwell April 16, 2008

Derby, CT

you said Derby? you sure that's the name of a place?

i said DERBY, CT. D-E-R-B-Y.

by ambyzz December 25, 2008

doby

doby dan; a flasher that lives in a schoolbus, and one day got in a gunfight with the cops, killing and wounding several before himself being mortally wounded
also shit

doby dan shook my hand!
there is doby all over the walls!

by max September 27, 2004

darby

A township in Delaware County Pennsylvania. There is also a Darby Borough in Delaware county too. Running near thoses two towns is Darby creek. There is also a Darby road in the township of Haverford.

I don't remember if Bob lives in Darby township or Darby borough. Or does he live on Darby road? I think I killed some brain cells swimming in Darby creek.

by Grant June 12, 2004

dolby

1. When someone is really loud and annoying.

2. When someone has red hair and/or freckles.

3. When someone has kankles.

1. "Wow. That girl in the front of business is so dolby."

2. "Ew. Look at that rednut! She's such a dolby!"

3. "BAHAHA! That chick's a dolby!"

by fuckyoubitch September 23, 2007

Dory

When you are Stupid, a bit Retarded.

Steve: "Why the hell are you late?"
Jimbo: " Sorry, I had to do something"
Steve: " F**king Dory Bruv..."

by Wass_Poppin_JIMBO'S November 12, 2017