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Kingdome Dick

Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.
"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."
by Jlightshow October 2, 2013
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reptile dick

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.
WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.
by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013
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lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best
Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick
by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016
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angel dick

A dick that takes you out of this world.

A heavenly dick.
Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.
by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017
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Dub Dick

Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.
Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.
by Vanita January 17, 2018
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Wesco Dick

"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".
by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019
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Yo Dick My Dick

A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.

When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.

This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)

“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)

Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
by Tretiak! December 1, 2019
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