Alien Dildo Bong

Christine Sydelko fucking made this

We made an alien dildo bong on the internet.

by gay alien dildo September 14, 2018

Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.

Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).

by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021

Goofiano Dildonaldo

It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.

A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.

Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo

by Assiano Cocknaldo Lover April 27, 2023

Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

elise's dildo

A big pink dildo that Elise owns, basically elise's dildo

"Damn I see a big pink dildo there!" "oh... thatæs elise's dildo"

by Pussydestroya February 3, 2017

Fatty Mc Dildo

usually referred to fat people with dildos up their asses

Me: Hey Fatty Mc Dildo got beans?
Fatty Mc Dildo: Ya fucked a dildo today, why?
Me: get in the bin.

by Fake news April 4, 2017