aldut diapers

what is wrong with you

not funny like seriously who searches up aldut diapers?

by Stickingoutyougyat November 4, 2023

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.

Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!

Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!

by Mama Emily May 22, 2010

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.

trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021

Diaper Taco

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.

Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.

by Mebegebo August 30, 2012

Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.

That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.

by Oug777 December 24, 2018