gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017

Booty Dew

When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew

Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew

Friend 2: not the booty dew

by korean phil January 14, 2023

Milton dew

Someone who smells like mildew but to give them a more creative name.

Dang milton dew smells like mildew.

by Gomer Pyle over der July 6, 2018

dew over

When you drink a second Mountain Dew, because the caffeine in the first one wasn't enough

He was still kind of tired, so a dew over was in order

by Florida_Man_Xx May 28, 2021

Mountain Dew Shot

A selfie pic from a girl working out wearing a sports bra, with sweat beads running down the cleavage.

Dawn sent me a nice Mountain Dew Shot from the gym today, a great distraction from the meeting I was in.

by Alaska assassin February 19, 2024

right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.

"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020