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The curse of the "nice guy" 

The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones
Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"

Renneke Curse 

A curse originally started by Austin Renneke in which a player or team continuously succeeds in the regular season or playoffs but ultimately fails in the championship game. The curse came to be after Austin Renneke proceeded to have a 2-7 record in the finals despite success in all games prior, with many other situations being the same such as an undefeated season where he'd lose the Super Bowl and many more.
Person 1: Bruhhh we really just lost in championship after being undefeated
Person 2: Ahhhh you got that Renneke Curse

Person 1: WE'RE CHAMPIONS

Person 2: Yeah we aint on that Renneke type beat
Renneke Curse by Chief_Morris March 28, 2020

ud curse 

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!
Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.
ud curse by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

xfudge curse 

xfudge curse is when you become really shit at the gulag and is unable to win until you have won
person 1: shit you died ya try to win the gulag

person 1: oh wait he has the xfudge curse
xfudge curse by dvrk June 28, 2020

CPS (Curved Peeshie Syndrome) 

When a mans shlong is curved in any direction.
Yeah i was with that guy last night and I was shocked to see a curved peen. I thought all of them were straight! That’s when i realized he suffers from CPS (Curved peeshie syndrome).

the curse of a thousand wipes 

The poop that never comes off your ass
I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes