Cristopher is the guy who likes to do weird things, he might even secretly do stuff. If you piss him of the first time he'll say
what the heck, if you do it the second time he'll probably push you or something, the third time he'll yell at the top of his lungs and slap you in the face. Cristopher tends to like electric music with no talking. If your friends with him he won't really judge you if he doesn't like something that you do, he'll tell you to not do that please or else he won't be able to hang out with you anymore. He only likes the girls who make eye contact and ask him questions and are nice to him. He thinks things in a modified version of them when he ruins something like the toilet or something like that you'll be pissed off and think that he can't fix it, so them he tries fixing it himself and does fixes it. He might ruin something public on purpose then watch people struggle and laugh, then he fixes it and acts as if he didn't do it. He blends in with others. he hates poems.
what the heck, if you do it the second time he'll probably push you or something, the third time he'll yell at the top of his lungs and slap you in the face. Cristopher tends to like electric music with no talking. If your friends with him he won't really judge you if he doesn't like something that you do, he'll tell you to not do that please or else he won't be able to hang out with you anymore. He only likes the girls who make eye contact and ask him questions and are nice to him. He thinks things in a modified version of them when he ruins something like the toilet or something like that you'll be pissed off and think that he can't fix it, so them he tries fixing it himself and does fixes it. He might ruin something public on purpose then watch people struggle and laugh, then he fixes it and acts as if he didn't do it. He blends in with others. he hates poems.
If you tell him you don't like Cristopher he'll say " I don't like you either but I didn't complain about it"
by horpet April 27, 2022
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He even earned his new name BOB
A Pip lover, some Beyonce too,
My good mate Chris, he’s my number one bru!
To describe him as a square is really unfair,
The two things just do not compare,
A day with him is a real treat,
Even if most the time he’s like a dog in heat!
Cracks me up laughing for most of the day,
Until that is, his opinions get in the way!
He is my mountain, he is the sea,
Thankfully the funny man sits next to me!
He even earned his new name BOB
A Pip lover, some Beyonce too,
My good mate Chris, he’s my number one bru!
To describe him as a square is really unfair,
The two things just do not compare,
A day with him is a real treat,
Even if most the time he’s like a dog in heat!
Cracks me up laughing for most of the day,
Until that is, his opinions get in the way!
He is my mountain, he is the sea,
Thankfully the funny man sits next to me!
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#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
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