crash course bitch

A practice girl.

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

Dream Crash

To dream crash, to wake someone up at 6:18 in the morning.
Used as a verb. Shortened to "DC".

Dave to Jon: "Stop fucking with me or i will DC (Dream crash) you tonight."

by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010

Crashed out

When one fail at something or does something dumb

Ayoo James, I heard that you crashed out in that 1v1 against Paul

by King Jaye May 17, 2020

mojo crash

Reaching the end of an apparently miraculous run of programming successes. When everything has been going right for a couple of weeks you know you're heading for a mojo crash.

Yeah, I've been coding for eighteen hours a day for the last three weeks and everything JUST WORKS! I know I'm headed for a serious mojo crash.

by Andy Armstrong September 16, 2005

Crash Dummy

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances

1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.

by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025

Crash money

When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.

My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.

I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.

by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020