quicksand conversationalist

an individual with the ability to trap you in conversation against your will. the longer you stay the more they digress as you sink slowly into their rambling world. struggling only brings up more conversation topics and thus exacerbates the problem. the whole time you are filled with dread because you know at the end you may be asked to commit to a future event. like coffee, or a month holiday.

any situation in which one is trapped in conversation against their will. the conversation is one sided usually punctuated by the infrequent 'yep' in the hope agreeing will end the conversation sooner. the trapper is the quicksand conversationalist.

quicksand conversationalist by inkresistantpaper April 14, 2013

Confersation 

It is a conversation that takes up place in a conference, primarily online conferences or Webinars.

During our confersation with the client, many issues have been reported.
Let's have a confersation with them!

Confersation by Zak.anefnaf December 30, 2020

Condensation Handshake 

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

Condensation Handshake by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

Outcome Conversion

To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.

Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.

Outcome Conversion by WordsSmithSmarts April 24, 2014

Vaginal Condensation 

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

Vaginal Condensation by The_Eggos January 5, 2015

courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.

J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.

courtesy conversion by MrJelle July 21, 2017

Tailpipe conversion 

The street slang for a male to female transgender persons vagina. Derived from the conversion of a peice of said persons colon surgically becoming their new vagina. It’s said to become less colon scented and more vajayjay like over the span of a year.

Pee yew! Damn sweetie, were you born this way or is this a tailpipe conversion?

Tailpipe conversion by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019